£450 for the music to your movie? Do you know who I am? I’m Roy Budd. Roy “Fucking Child Prodigy” Budd. I’ve been playing my own music since age 2. I played concerts at age 6. If I tell you I’m going to use a fucking harpsichord in my music, I’m damn well going to. And it’s going to be so incredible it’ll make that curly haired Alfie fuck look like a hard man. FUCK IT. I’m going to use a fucking train in this and a retarded piano no one’s used since Mozart and it will still sound amazing.

£450. FUCK OFF.